if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
(via ebuddies)
this is so much easier to understand than someone trying to word it to you.
(via peachofcake)
(joker voice) you wanna know how i got this emotional baggage
(via greatwhiteprivilege)
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
(via googlechromosomes)
Did that peasant seriously not notice…?
did you just say peasant
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How To Be Cool In High School
- wear scarves so big that you can take it off and it doubles as a table cloth
- have intense opinions about late 90’s boy bands and talk about them constantly
- passionately stare into peoples eyes without saying anything when they ask you questions
- ironically read books meant for toddlers
- every day right as you get off the school bus start breakdancing on the pavement
(via drawingguitarist)
My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
*wanks seductively*
i meANT WINK
(via googlechromosomes)
rare sighting of justin bieber caught on tape at the tipton hotel
(via thingsicanteven)
- me: *sick*
- me: *goes on the computer*
- parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
(via tessaviolet)
congratulations to all of tumblr for helping tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven achieve a fluffy chicken on this day. since the goal of 500,000 notes on this post was finally reached this afternoon, a happy blogger is finally getting a fluffy chicken, the 17th of february is now being celebrated by tumblr users as “fluffy chicken day”, and the fluffy chicken is now the national bird of tumblr.
every single one of you should be proud of your accomplishments.
(via googlechromosomes)
