when u listen to 20 dollar nose bleed for the first time and u realize ITS BRENDON
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
Are you shitting me, someone can actually just look at a picture of Patrick Stump and calculate the size of his dick
IM SWEATING BUCKETS
i want to be so good at math that i can calculate a dick size from a picture
Oh, the places you can find musical lyrics
u shouldnt take unauthorized pics of broadway shows but heck if youre going to at least upload them to the internet so i can cry over them
So I decided to keep a pitcher of water in my room so I wouldn’t have to keep on walking downstairs to refill my glass and if that doesn’t sound lazy enough to you I just gave up using the glass and am drinking it straight from the pitcher
What r u supposed to do when i find a friend on tinder like do u say yes cuz ur friends
K so this guy who I’m still friends with who awkwardly asked me for my number freshman year and I freaked out and said no to GOT REALLY CUTE HOLY FUXKC
if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you
indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school
God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.
"Let’s be alone together." "If you love me, let me go.”
MASH UP: Alone Together by Fall Out Boy (vs) This Is Gospel by Panic! at the Discomy jaw dropped